THE MOST INCREDIBLE MOVIE OF ALL TIME
….is not out yet, but I have the pitch for it, right here.
There is no script for it yet, but I am going to have Michael Bay direct it. (no script needed)
There will be TONS of explosions, TONS of violence, and TONS of ass kicking in general.
Below is the cast for the movie:
Pure Ass Kicking
Will break your arm
Yippie Ki Yay
No explanation needed.
Best lines, Best Kills
Danny Glover & Mel Gibson
Mr. Dislocate my shoulder & Mr.”I’m too old for this shit”.
Get to the choppa, now!
awesome moustache, all the time
Tiny Lister & Hulk Hogan
He must break you
Scary mofo (and legend)
Reprising his role as Les Grossman
2 guns = more bullets in ya
John Stockton & Karl Malone
“Stockton to Malone!” (dish out a basketball or a gun or other weapons, just as quickly)
The budget for this movie is estimated at one hundred, thousand, trillion.